The dick smells like cheese why am i gay

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“You mean nail polish remover!” retorted the cashier, opening a cabinet to reveal dozen differently packaged small brown bottles. The girl giggled uneasily, leaned into the counter, and whispered: ​ “Do you have… poppers?”.

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Recently, as I waited to pay for a bacon-egg-and-cheese and an overpriced juice at my corner Bodega, a couple approached the counter with excitement.

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